Sunday, May 16, 2010

New skill for my resume

Gayle was engulfed in post-chemo blues. Worst of all, her back end screamed with the runny aftermath of the toxin’s effects on her guts.

I texted her my secret recipe for relief from bad butt day battles. The following day, her upbeat return text had her sitting in style, hailed me as ‘the butt whisperer.’


Anonymous said...

Gee, I'd like that recipe for my Mom.

Cilicious said...

Now that is some useful texting!

Mauigirl said...

ROTFL! Butt whisperer! Good for you.

My mom is in the ICU with her COPD/CHF and has unfortunately developed c. difficile. Maybe you have a butt whisper for her ailment? Fingers are crossed, not sure if she's going to make it but she has surprised me many times before.